A Wandering Elf’s Second Life

My (mis)adventures in Second Life

What the Fudge?? June 20, 2007

Filed under: This Elf's Life — Cazzy Ewry @ 11:45 am

Ok, I may get into rant mode here.  I officially do not understand why people rent land!  Renting vendor space in a mall…now that’s different, that’s all well and good.  Some vendor spaces are more expensive than others, some offer a higher prim limit than others, but in the main – it’s all cool.  Now, renting actual land on the other hand…Why??  Perhaps I should set this rant in some sort of context before you all drop off to sleep…

Remember the oceanside land I bought a few posts back?  The land on which I was going to build a shop and bar extravaganza?  Well, I’ve been keeping a little secret to myself…after renting some vendor spots for a couple of weeks and seeing that was going ok, I sold the land.  It’s mostly due to rl financial issues (aren’t most things??  Blah!).  The plan was then this: Downgrade my premium account to a basic one and save the $9.95 a month; and eventually rent some land on which to build the Urban Elf headquarters.  A seemingly good plan…until I looked at rental prices!  How do these people seriously make a living?  Here’s an example:


Let’s call this rental land part of Fart Hart Estates (name changed to protect the greedy).  Looks pretty empty behind me doesn’t it?  Here’s the reason why…To rent a 1024 sq. metre piece of land here will cost you a one time fee of L$22400 and then a further L$5600 (or $20) a month in rent.  Whoah!  Slow down there!  That’s double what I would pay for the land if I bought it outright (the current going price for 1024 land is about L$12000 – and I actually saw some today selling for L$10286); and yes, that means I would also have to pay monthly for a premium account and Linden Lab tier fees.  But let’s work this out…That would cost me L$12000 for the land and $14.95 a month in account and tier fees…Compare that to Fart Hart Estate’s generous offer of L$22400 up front and $20 a month fees…Now am I losing my mind or is that a crappy deal?

But Fart Hart Estates are not alone.  It seems that rental prices are overblown across the Grid.  The better land barons will only charge you L$1 to lay claim to your chosen piece of land (quite a difference from L$22400!!) but the monthly tier fees still don’t add up when you compare them to what you would be paying Linden Labs for land the same size.

Plus there’s all the rules and regulations!  Sheesh…no laggy scripts, no huge builds, don’t build close to your neighbour’s land, don’t use ban lines, don’t do this, don’t do that.  I know that nobody wants to live next to a butt ugly club that blocks out the sky and is filled with laggy camping chairs…but do you also want to feel like you’re in school again?  I know I don’t, it was bad enough the first time!

One last gripe, might as well get them all outta my system now!  Why can you no longer find normal, bog standard land to buy in the SL Search?  It’s all land barons, rentals and covenants.  If you want land to call your own (and not be somebody else’s rent paying bitch), I’d suggest searching the secondlife.com forums instead…real land is still out there, you just have to work a little harder to find it.

Rant over!

P.S. You could do worse than check out Darius Lehane’s Guide to Land: How to Own Land and Make Money (or not spend much) – Brilliant!


The Elf Hanky T-Shirt June 19, 2007

Filed under: My Clothing Projects — Cazzy Ewry @ 10:01 pm

There’s a new Urban Elf design out today, the Elf Hanky T-Shirt.  This took a bit of fiddling around with in Gimp until I got the neckline exactly as I wanted it!  Check it out:


It comes in six colours – Red, pink, turquoise, burgundy, powder blue and purple (whew!).  You can grab one of your very own from SL Boutique, SL Exchange and my store in Mordor. I’m rapidly running out of space at my other stores, so until I sort them out this is the only place inworld you can get it.

Have fun elf fans!


The Urban Elves are Among Us… June 17, 2007

Filed under: This Elf's Life — Cazzy Ewry @ 1:15 pm



Joining is easy! Just search for ‘Urban Elf’ under Groups and hit the Join button, or im me inworld (Cazzy Ewry) for an invite. Get the latest Urban Elf news, be kept updated on new products and wear the coolest tag around!

Come and visit me at my newest Urban Elf store at RED’S Club and Casino. SLURL: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Summerlea/247/19/42.


Love Me, Love My Ears June 16, 2007

Filed under: This Elf's Life — Cazzy Ewry @ 6:06 pm

I couldn’t believe my ears when I saw this tasty blog entry:

“I just got out of the shower, and I was thinking, how did elves (both traditional elves and World of Warcraft elves with uber-long ears) evolve such long ears? I thought about the advantages of having longer ears and what kinds of environmental pressures that might select for longer ears in elf populations. The ears are not necessarily bigger, so they are not for better hearing… I then thought, well what about sexual selection? Could female-choice and male competition select for longer ears? Do female elves only mate with the male elves that have the longest ears? This would be similar to peacocks and other sexually dimorphic species. But wait, elves are not really sexually dimorphic. Male and female elves look relatively the same, so sexual selection could not be the reason for elves evolving long ears.

…My last thought before I left the shower was epiphanic. Elves are not real.”


Elves are not real?  What am I, chopped liver?? (eww…) He might have something about sexual selection though…I do like the men with the big pointies!


The Urban Elf World Domination Plans March On! June 10, 2007

Filed under: My Clothing Projects,This Elf's Life — Cazzy Ewry @ 9:12 pm

I’ve been a busy little elf since I last blogged.  For starters, I’ve designed a new skirt.  I was playing around with Ged Larson’s LoopRez Script, trying to layer different sets of panels over each other; and I ended up with this cute mini tutu…

I used the same idea for the garters and the stockings that I incorporated into the Punk Princess collection (my first efforts at skirt designing…some have said they look like lamp shades but to those people I simply stick my tongue out and waggle my flexi ears…)  I made a purple and a red version, both available on SLExchange and SLBoutique, as well as…wait for it…my THREE inworld stores.

Yes!  You heard correctly…I had so much fun putting the store in Potter Village together that when I spied some more ideal sites, I couldn’t help but slap down the rent and settle myself in.  The first store is in Mordor, which is an amazingly detailed recreation of Sauron’s Mount Doom from The Lord of the Rings, complete with the ALL SEEING EVIL EYE!…scary.  Here’s a picture of Mordor…this sim quite literally blew me away.

Do ya wanna see what my store here looks like?  Go on, ya know you do…

Pretty groovy, huh?  I wasn’t sure if it was an elf’s place to be setting up shop on Mount Doom (seeing as Sauron and his legions of orcs and goblins are kinda our mortal enemies), but no one has seemed to mind.  Here’s the slurl: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Mordor/177/177/26

The owner of Mordor, Beezer Golding, has got a web site dedicated to the sim and the events held at the Slayer’s Club, which is a pretty decent rock club right on the top of Mount Doom (I think I saw Gollum scurrying around up there but I’m not sure…).  You can view the site here: Mordor.

My third store is in a place called Faery Haven on the Mordred sim.  This is a fantasy medieval sim so you’ll see plenty of folk wandering around wearing huge wings and ball dresses. This is the slurl: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Mordred/188/74/22

Urban Elf in Faery Haven

So…I began thinking to myself, I have all these stores…wouldn’t it be cool to have my own Urban Elf group?  Well knock me down with an oversized feather if I didn’t only go and create one!  If you join you can find out about new products, special offers and members only competitions.  Plus you get that awesome ‘Urban Elf’ tag!  You can join by searching for ‘Urban Elf’ under groups and hitting the join button, or you can IM me inworld and I’ll send you an invite. 

One more link before I wander off to play some slingo on Mount Doom (who knew Sauron was into gambling?)…Timothy Lilliehook took some gorgeous pictures of my store in Potter Village and put them on his Flickr page. This guy is a really talented SL photographer…so go and have a look!